What is up

I'd really be enjoying these conservatives getting busted in bathrooms trying to get a little manmeat if it wasn't so sad. What does it say about our society that people like that shithead in Florida would rather be seen as a rascist than gay? I guess Bill Hicks was correct all those years ago when he said the more conservative you are the more skeletons you have in your closet. Whatever happened to those home movies of Jesse Helms and sheep that Mojo Nixon mentioned in a song?