Today is Monday

I see that vice president/prime minister Dick Cheney put some buckshot into a hunting buddy over the weekend. Am I the only one that had a mental picture of Mr. Cheney doing all he can to resist running over to the injured person to suck his blood? Think Dracula when Keanu Reeves cuts himself.

Last night I watched the downhill, short track speed skating and the snowboard half pipe. Shaun White A.K.A the Flying Tomato won the gold in the snowboard half pipe. You have to think that last night as he was walking through the streets of Torino that two hot Italian babes came up to him and offered to help him make a tomato sandwich. KnowwhatImean?

Also, I thought the outfits that were worn by the USA snowboard team looked great. They were baggy pin-striped snow suits that looked like old New York Yankee uniforms. What could be more American than that?