Warming the cockles

Doesn't it just cause your heart to swell with pride to see the secretary of state in Europe proclaiming to the allies we despise that the United States does not torture people? It's amazing the way that the Bush people have pushed forward the subject of international dialogue. Jesus, maybe we should just invade Austria and then say it was ours to begin with. That way we could have our very own little European country to render America haters to.