That noise?

That noise you are hearing is not air leaking out of your car's tires nor is it the silent-but-deadly release of the coworker next to you. It is the relieved exhalations of bespectacled girl-nerds all over North Carolina as their beau has returned from the sea of self examination. Their computers are no longer widow's walks but once again are their windows into the soul of an economic and shoe-size girly man.