Actual Sports Headlines that could be read as kinda dirty

Pats end preseason with blowout loss

No contact means no stopping some WRs

Welcome to the big time

Bryant trial may be gone but stench lingers

Ichiro moves closer to Sisler in loss

Greatest show on Earth

Jaguars shut out sloppy Patriots

Mix of young and old at Pebble Beach

Ladies European Tour allows transsexual players

Learn from Tiger

Hamilton Jr. takes over Craven's ride

Annus says he won't return gold medal

U.S. men left to wonder what went wrong