Jesus, is that the best you can say?

Our vide prez campaigning today: "We don't want to turn that responsibility over to somebody who doesn't have deeply held convictions about right and wrong," Cheney said.

Right and wrong? Bush should be president because he can tell difference between right and wrong better than some other guy? What did they do, give him a test? Maybe they held up some flashcards of common acts and he responded. Boom! They hold up a flashcard of man shooting another man. Bush says, "Wrong." Boom! They hold up flashcard of different man shooting another man but this time the shooter is an American soldier. Bush says, "Right."

This is even better: "We need a commander in chief who is steady and steadfast." That is the same thing they used to say about Jesse Helms.