Man of fashion

If you are a man of fashion like me you might like to know that the Belk's at Southpark Mall is selling Savane pants for half price right now. Of course if you've ever seen me in person you know that saying I am a man of fashion is total bullshit but I have learned that buying cheap clothes is just a bad idea. My old man always said "you get what you pay for" and I have tried to remember that when buying stuff. Like Dennis Miller said "two of shit is still shit." I like the Savane pants because they have flexible waist band that is hidden from view. If you squat or have a big lunch they adjust accordingly. Now all I need is a decent belt.