Urge to kill...rising

Last night I was asleep around one-ish. I had set my alarm to wake me up around 9:30ish. The Hispanic lawn workers came roaring through about 8ish. Son of a bitch. I am going to Wal-Mart after work to buy a gun. The next time this happens I am going to kill somebody. I mean, do they need to run a leaf blower right outside my bedroom window at 8 am?