Sunday, August 04, 2002

Austin Powers is a Piece of shit

How unfunny can a movie be? How much material from previous installments can you retread? How many obvious puns can you insert in one movie? How can you have such a hilarious opening sequence and then and then and then.....just suck balls? Do yourself a favor, wait for it to hit the dollar theater and watch the first ten minutes and then go get some dinner. If you are in some multiplex try and duck into Austin Powers as it is starting and catch the opening. Be sure not to let the creative opening lure you in. Just know it does not maintain.

I didn't expect a movie as original as the Southpark movie but a little effort would have been nice. I shouldn't say that, maybe they did try. Maybe like Ed Wood, that is just the best Mike Myers is capable of.

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