I was just now doing research for a column for Michaelcosm that is going to send me to hell more directly than before. I was already on a pretty fast track but I think this idea will put me at the front of the line. I hate lines. I figure if you are going to go somewhere get there as directly as possible.

Anyway is this tiny bit of research I was doing I saw that there have been antipopes! That's right popes that are not recognized as having served in a pope-like manner or became pope dishonestly. I could be happy as an anitpope.