Ten other sayings that might cause the right to poop on themselves

10) If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin across Palin's face.
9) Ya cain't make a silk purse out of pigs anus.
8) It doesn't help to cry over spilled DNA
7) America, she ain't perfect but she's mine.
6) A chain is as strong as its weakest illegal immigrant
5) A pebble and a diamond are different even to a blind politician.
4) Cowards die daily, the brave support Obama.
3) You can't make cookies without a little lady in the kitchen
2) Don't worry when you stumble, remember a worm is the only thing that can fall lower than a John McCain political ad.
1) There is so much good in the worst of, so much bad in the best of us, that it should remind all of us not criticize the chosen one who will lead us to the chosen land like Moses or Jesus or some other guy that wore slippers and a robe.

Lipstick on a pig

I see the right is working itself up into another false frenzy over Obama's supposed membership in the He-Man Women Haters Club. Sure, it probably wasn't the smartest thing to say. Did he think he could say that and not have the right immediately go into attack mode? Even so, if the right in this country thinks they can convince me they actually give a shit about women and their rights then they will have done something special. False outrage over a common saying ain't gonna do it.

From Pangea to Today

While doing some research for a talk I have to give later this month I came across this entertaining animation of continental drift.

Countdown from 100 in movie quotes

You can view this fun video here.

Cutest little doggy in the world

Don't you want to just lean forward and smooch your computer screen?

I love America more than you

This picture proves it, buddy.

The End is near

Holy crap, our potential vice president was baptized in a church where people speak in tongues and believe we are in "the end times." The one saving grace of George W. is that he doesn't really believe. What we don't need is a true believer in the White House.

AC/DC

Yeah, you read the headline correctly, right now I am writing about AC/DC. You remember them, the band from Australia that found their groove in 1973 and never looked back...or forward for that matter. A band whose only song subjects have been drinking booze,trying to meet chicks that drink and having hot sex with those chicks. Once they even wrote a song about the size of their testicles. I believe they bragged that their testicles were above average in size.

Since Back in Black they really haven't put out an album I have put in my personal heavy rotation. They have a new album coming out in the next week and they are streaming the first single from the album on their official website. It's not bad, it sounds like AC/DC.

Born Free

Check out this scary story. Crazy.

More Fake Outrage

I see the most recent fake outrage by the far right nutcases of America is the secretly taped private conversation of Don Fowler. Only the far right could support video taping someone secretly. For some reason the they no problem with any kind of surveillance thanks to the hammering of the propaganda of the current administration. If we all walked around all day filming each we'd be much safer and have more things to flip out over. Geez, who hasn't made a few off color comments in private amongst friends? I remember my high school baseball coach, a respected member of the community, had space shuttle jokes ready to go the day after the first space shuttle disaster. It's the way our species deals with the world. I still don't understand these far right people. You can lie to me all you want but why fool yourselves? This moral high ground they claim as their own doesn't exist in the real world, it's a fantasyland. I mean, let's go back to 1998 when McCain said ‘Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father.' Where's your outrage about that right wing America?

Speaking of fake outrage...

Check out what Rush Limbaugh said today. Wow, I hope he got a good price for his soul.