Ole Newspapers

What exactly do you have to do wrong hygienically in order to smell like old musty newspapers? That has always perplexed me. Most of the time you can tell what a person is doing wrong. Usually one good sniff tells you that a person has not bathed in a good long time but old newspapers? Is there a certain part of your body you can neglect for a while and it will start to smell like an old newspaper? I have noticed that more stinky ladies give off the old newspaper smell than stinky guys. Stinky men usually just reek of BO. I think it may be clothing that gives off the newspapers smell. Remember, you should wash your winter coat at least once a year or you'll end up smelling like those crazy old ladies that come in the library. You don't want that.