What I am thankful for

I am thankful I can walk after getting speared by Cliff Both when I was a frighteningly clueless freshman running back.

I am thankful science now has filmed a whale shark taking a crap.

I am thankful I don't have an arm growing out of my forehead.

I am thankful when that miniature dachshund goes to sleep.

I am thankful that this house has three bathrooms.

I am thankful that I don't have a hairy chest.

I am thankful that someone created Godzilla. Who said nuclear weapons have given nothing back to the world?

I am thankful no one has ever dragged me downtown to see the Thanksgiving parade.

I am thankful that you, yes you, visit this blog on occasion and read this crap.