The post office gets more retarded

Last night we did the most American thing you could do, we prepared my taxes while watching the Yankees and Redsox play at Fenway Park on ESPN. John Miller is still the best baseball broadcaster in the world but Joe Morgan still talks too much.

Today I scooted down to the post office with a pocketful of change. I was going to buy four stamps from the self-serve stamp machine and attach the stamps to our completed taxes and shove them in the box and head to work. No such luck. The post office has removed the coin operated machine and has installed a touch screen self service machine that created quite the bottle neck. I can see a self service machine being pretty handy, it has a scale so you can probably do a lot of stuff for yourself, but why in the hell would you take out the stamp machines?