LDS Lard Ass

At the library a common sight is young Mormon adults that are on their mission. They sit at the internet computers wearing the ubiquitous black name tags pinned to white shirts. Kinder, gentler Reservoir Dogs. Ususally they are healthy young men full of way too much good cheer. Today I saw my first fat one. He stuck out like a fat Mormon missionary.

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No matter how bad the tragedy let's just be sure to not allow any rational discussion of gun control to enter the arena: "A White House spokesman said President Bush was horrified by the rampage and offered his prayers to the victims and the people of Virginia. "The president believes that there is a right for people to bear arms, but that all laws must be followed," spokeswoman Dana Perino said." What a jackass. He wants it both ways. We create a culture of fear and paranoia and then arm ourselves to the teeth. When someone snaps and goes on a killing spree it has nothing to do with the guns or our culture, it's just another "unforseeable tragedy". Yeah, so unforseeable that it happens almost annually. Drives me fucking crazy.