Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Big News

I'm pregnant. No, not really. The actual big news is that Mojo Nixon is coming out of retirement in order to help raise awareness of Kinky Friedman's run for the Texas Governership. Please god, let there be bootlegs. Here's what Mojo has to say about his upcoming comeback: “Anger is a great motivator. When I heard someone call Kinky’s run for Governor a joke it really pissed me off. Kinky is a not a joke. Kinky is a humorist. The Republicans and Democrats are the joke. I’m sick and tired of people not having a real choice. Kinky Friedman is the last great Lone Star in a sea of mendacity.”

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