You gotta love this guy

Ebert on the film Stealth: "It might be of interest to you if you want to see lots of jet airplanes going real fast and making a lot of noise, and if you don't care that the story doesn't merely defy logic, but strips logic bare, cremates it and scatters its ashes."

OK, one more: "Beautiful Thai girls who allow themselves to be picked up by U.S. pilots almost always speak English, but never mind."