Happy Easter, ya'll

People often ask me what my favorite apsect of the Easter Holiday is and I always say that it's all them Phillipine people getting nailed to crosses. You'd think will all the wackos in this country that it would happen here. C'mon, Christians! Where's your faith? These people in the Phillipines are showing you up. I think a mass crucifixion in front of an abortion clininc would be perfect. As George Carlin said, "Take a fucking chance."