You are either with me or agin me

I think in the best interests of our national homeland shining-mountain purple-sea baseball-playin' beer-swillin' golf-playing SUV-driving fake-titted dog-loving cat-tolerating reality-television based security that we should cancel the upcoming presidential election. We should give W enough time to get the job god has given him done. I'll see you at the polls in 2012 when we elect the chosen succesor, Arnold, into office.