Neal Pollack invents another character and then interviews him

NP: Surely you’re not siding with our enemies here?

LL: I don’t look at this situation as “good guys” versus “enemies.” This war is not cut-and-dry. It’s a chess game, with people on both sides used as pawns, being played by power elites. As the sides have been defined, I can’t take sides. If I oppose the U.S government’s actions, I’m not a lover of terrorism. And if I oppose terrorist atrocities, I’m by no means an American patriot. I try to look at situations with maximum objectivity.

NP: And we appreciate that.

LL: You should try it sometime. It’s fun.

NP: I just might.