Marketing: the devil's work

Some suggestions for names for upcoming giant SUV model's.

10: Olympus Mons
9: Galilean Moon
8: T-Rex
7: Dangerous at Any Speed
6: I Have a Tiny Penis
5: Barrel Roll
4: Hell's Half Acre
3: Expeditionary Force
2: Chrome! Chrome! Chrome!
1: Screw You, Hippy!