A missing question

I guess it's standard now for every news and/or sports website to have a poll going at all times. When I come across a poll that interests me I participate. When I come across a poll I care nothing about I am always disappointed that there is not an option for me. It should go something like this...

Q: Is USC the best college football team in the country?

1) Yes.
2) No.
3) They still play college football?
4) I don't give a flying fuck.

Every poll offered on the internet should have some variation of the last two questions. I think then the polling will be more accurate.