A note

Dear Giant SUV Driver,

A couple of days ago I was walking to work from my bus stop. As I was crossing an intersection I saw that you were going straight and the sedan behind you was going to turn right. The sedan almost pulled out and hit me because he could not see the intersection because you were piloting a vehicle as big as an adult Indian elephant and were blocking his view. Fuck you, Giant SUV Driver, you are an asshole.

Ed

P.S. This is not a joke. Really, fuck you. I hope you have a rollover crash real soon and all your children and a couple of your neighbor's children are in safety and booster seats that are not installed correctly and they bounce around the interior of your vehicle like popcorn in an air popper.