Jumping on the "interview yourself" grenade

1) If you could have an x-ray taken of object up your butt which object would you choose?

2) Name three inanimate objects that would look cool getting shot by a .22 rifle.

3) Outline a plot for the new Star Wars movie. Be sure re-read it after seeing the upcomng movie. Was your plot better? Much better? Much much better? Much much much Better?

4) Think up a funny name for a new giant SUV

5) List three reasons why you don't trust the liberal media.