Cool Neal Pollack quote

"I have an audience of about 10,000 readers a week on my website. What fiction writer need dream of more readers than that?

One more quote, same interview:

Q: So, Mr. Pollack, if you could or were forced to thrust or shove three objects (physical, metaphysical, or quantum) up the arse of Mister President what would they be and why?

A: A Bible, just so he can see what it feels like for those of us who don't "believe," a football, because it would hurt, and a bag of pure cocaine, for old-time's sake. Then I'd call the DEA and they could cart him and his coke-filled ass away.