You have got to be fucking kidding me

Just in case you didn't already have a reason to thank god everyday that Pat Buchanan never made it into the white house read this. Maybe his next column will be on why it's OK to eat baby flesh as long as it has the possibility to stop terrorism.

one more thing

I should have mentioned, and Michael brought it up yesterday when I told him about this column, is that under torture a person will admit anything just to get the torture to stop. I'm sure Pat knows this but if he had mentioned that it would have ruined his typically one-sided arguments.