I wanna be famous, a star of the screen

Today a co-worker, and fine American, Michelle told me she thought she saw my name in the paper's opinion pages. She also said she wasn't sure it was me because she thought it was well thought out. Very funny. Everybody is a comedian. I wrote my anti-new-Charlotte-NBA-arena diatribe a few days ago and, after not seeing in printed yesterday or Saturday, I figured they passed on it. Lo and behold, today it shows up. They edited the hell out it and it now makes more sense than the diatribe I originally sent. Read it here. And, please, no laughing.