Being sick sucks balls

Oh sure, it's "only a cold" but it's a tough ole cold. One of them borderline debilitating colds. Last night my head felt like it was going to explode when I laid down to sleep. I had to move to the couch and sleep half sitting up. It worked, kind of. I think I passed our from exhaustion instead of drifting off into a deep sleep. I think I woke up once an hour to cough and sniffle, I didn't go to work today and didn't half enough energy to ridicule Wendell as he went off to work. I consider that a wasted opportunity. I may go to work tomorrow. It will all depend on whether or not I can sleep tonight. Fucking cold.