Hillbillies Holding Signs

One of the least mentioned perks of living in the south is the frequent contact with those that are so religious that they have the need notify the world. I know it's been asked before but has anyone ever walked past some fat guy with thin shoes holding a big sign about judgement day and fallen on their knees like one of those teenage witches in those Chick comics begging god to forgive their past transgressions and hand them a hand-lettered sign?