After only one entry in six months and the accumulated cries for my return. Here I is. I promise to attempt, at least half-heartedly, to not be excruciatingly boring and sound like all other blogs.

Now, onto my cats.

I have two cats. My roommate has one cat. Cats are funny. My cats like to watch the birds eat seed out of the birdfeeder. Sometimes they jump at the window and the birds fly off. The birds always come right back because they are hungy and the food is free. I think they also know the cats can't get to them but they are unable to stop their natural flight instincts from taking over whenever one of the retarded felines from my apartment bangs his skull against the glass once again.