What doesn't?

I saw a headline on Netscape news that said that stupid billboard with bunnies screwing on it has offended some. Shit, some would be offended by chunk snow that slightly resembled a penis.

A wedding

Yesterday Michael and Christine were married. They had a wonderful short ceremony and everyone in attendance shared their joy. I took a few pics before the ceremony.

The bride was beautiful.


The bridesmaids were also beautiful. Although I think Amy is giving me the evil eye.


The groom and his posse all took showers that morning.


This one just makes me chuckle.

Enough of that crap

OK, no more political posts for one whole week. I belive my opinions are pretty obvious and my pipsqueaky little voice ain't doing no good. You know they aren't coming to me for advice, they don't even bother to listen to their own intelligence reports.

Just in case you missed the Daily Show last night

This quote from Rumsfeld is priceless: "One thing that appears reasonably certain, and that is that those who make allegations of a culture of deception, of intimidation or of cover-up need to be extremely careful about such accusations." Or as Gene Simmons once said, "You better watch out because I'm a war machine."

Who knew?

Today I took a class on google searching. I learned that if you put a tilde in front of a search term then google will search for synonyms of that word. Kinda cool. Say you were looking for pictures of female high jumpers, if you put a tilde in front of the word 'female' google will also search for terms like woman and women as well as your original search term. Cool, huh?

Puhlease

I see that ole GW is sticking by his secretary of defense. I am sure some people's cockles are warmed by such a show of loyalty in these unsure times. All I see is a man who has to suppoort his secretary of defense because these two helped created the lawless environment that allowed such behavior to exist. As the great poet Billy Joel once said, "We all go down together."

Actual quote by Bush: "One basic difference between democracies and dictatorships is that free countries confront such abuses openly and directly." One question, dude, what about Cuba? A nice example of his practice of saying one thing while doing another. How can you say our practices are transparent while our camp in Cuba exists without your head exploding, I don't know.

Whoops

It seems blogger has changed their log in page drastically sometime today. I felt like I was in a foreign land for a second.

Bachelor Party Memories

Last night we celebrated the Big Guy's upcoming official end of bachelorhood. Things I saw.

1) Michael ingesting an unhealthy amount of hard ale.
2) His future brother in law deciding to get drunk because he didn't want Michael to drink alone.
3) Some really shitty pool playing.
4) A guy almost electrocuting himself with a pool table light.
5) Later, at the titty bar, Louis Farrakhan working for tips in the bathroom.
6) A solitary male watching basketball in the quiet room while boobies were thrown to the wind behind him.
7) Men with their wife/girlfriend paying for much younger women to put their boobies in their wife's/girlfriend's face.
8) Michael with a chesire grin.
9) Future brother in law with a cigar and a ringmaster's grin.
10) The interests of the fellas waxing and waning as different girls hit the stage.
11) Dancers with rural southern accents.
12) A dancer with an overly muscular body.
13) Whenever an amateur had her top removed by a dancer the DJ would say, "Puppy alert!" Heads turn...
14) A blonde...thank god I didn't have a lot of money with me.
15) Michael getting his butt spanked with a belt by a dancer, his face screws up. He yells at us, "That really hurt!"
16) Future brother and law and I helping Michael climb a pole so he can get his socks back.
17) After that I had a nice dismount off the stage.
18) Boobies.

Wesley Clark lays it down

"Gen. Wesley K. Clark, the former supreme commander of NATO and an erstwhile Democratic presidential candidate, said on "Meet the Press" that "a failure of leadership" over Iraq "goes right to the top." He said that he would now place as better than 50-50 the possibility of "a catastrophic early end to this mission" — a premature withdrawal under heavy pressure.

"It would be very patriotic if Secretary Rumsfeld resigned," Mr. Clark said."

Awwww....

A cute little three-year-old just walked by the desk and she was holding a helium-filled balloon on a string. It was floating about three inches above her head and static electricity was pulling a curtain of her hair straight up.

Systemic

God bless our great nation. Remember we should be judged on what we say, not on what we do. How abhorrent is it for an American president to actively seek out and utilize regions of the world where he can skirt the Geneva Convention? These people are monsters.