Xbox Live, where intelligence goes to die

Conversation on Xbox Live while playing Modern Warfare 2.

13yearold: You guys are invited to my birthday party. It's in my anus.
Me: Everyone thinks their anus is special, yours isn't.
12yearold: That's gross.
13yearold: You guys should come to my party. It'll be great...since it's in my anus.
12yearold: Dude, that's just not funny.
13yearold: It's a party, in my anus.